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See definition of "Queef"
Guy: "Did you just fart?"
Ho-Bag: "No, was one of those vagina spiders."
Guy:..
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To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"
*slap* "Moist Johnson!"..
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The act of performing oral sex to a woman's genitalia in a hungry fashion removing all secreted bodily fluids
Gertrude came in my ..