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A state of mental dating distraction. It occurs when an individual on the make is presented with too many equally attractive choices at..
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Petroleum jelly used for masturbation.
My roommate: This vaseline is starting to smell like my dick.
Me: Dude that's sick, I thin..
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A person with a little too much love for their ipod, aka a person who walks around on the street with white headphones sticking out of t..
