What is Suntanimal?
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n. - a rare breed of human common to New Jersey and Schaumburg, IL. This organism excesses in extreme self-tanning methods including, but not limited to, bronzing scrubs, lotions, spray-ons, and all coconut-smelling oil agents while over-exposing it's vile flesh to the sun. Elderly people from Florida also qualify as suntanimal status, though not as common...
Holy _hit! Look at those suntanimals! Dude, they are no doubt from Jersey! I don't bro - I've seen some suntanimals just outside Chicago in this _hit hole called Schaumburg... Effin' scary! _ucking suntanimals!
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