What is Suny?
1.
Stands for State University of New York.
Dayam nigga! You got into SUNY?
2.
Four letters that all the spoiled brats in Scarsdale fear and loathe. (OHMYGOD! So AFFORDABLE!!!!! I can't BEAR the thought of not spending 120 grand on an undergraduate education, which today, doesn't take you very far anyway!!)
In Eastchester people don't fear SUNY.
3.
A network of cheap New York state schools that offers a variety of four-year degrees to assist students on their rise to the glass ceiling. People exist who were denied entry, but they are few and far between.
"He'd have gotten into SUNY, if not for that damned lobotomy."
(Top of resume) "SUNY..." (Resume meets shredder)
"Patient diagnosed with food poisoning after consuming a meal at a SUNY dining hall"
"Patient diagnosed with a rare STD after consuming semen from a SUNY student."
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