Suny Cortland

What is Suny Cortland?

Center of the Ithaca Sucks T-Shirt industry

"Hey, why are you wearing that gay ass shirt?"

"Because Ithaca sucks and SUNY CORTLAND RULES!"

"So how long have you been retarded?"

"Forever"

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