What is Suny Maritime Football?
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A NCAA Division 3 football team which was reformed in 2005. The team is made up of coaches who play favorites and skip the real athletes. The head coach, Coach Kendrick-Holmes is a bi-polar former Naval Academy graduate, Defensive Coordinator Vincent Digaetano is satan worshipper who doesn't know anything about football. Nothing at all, it's kind of funny if you think about how little he does know. Coach Varner is just a fat guy, and Coach Al Piascik has two facial features.
"Where do you play football?"
"Suny Maritime football.."
"Oh what division?"
"D3"
"You guys good?"
"Yeah when we play Mass Maritime"
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