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The inability to text to the point where you're using a chisel...one tap at a time and it takes a millenium to reply.
The man took..
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The condition of having an ass so large it is visible on Google Earth
If I don't go on a diet soon, I'm going to get a google..
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A cartoon character fat grey-striped tabby with lots of attitude and not a care in the world. Makes Garfield look like a high-strung pan..