Super Awesome Edit Meaning

1. A backward Cornish city overly populated with kopitevermin. Friggin 'ell la I thought we were in Truro for a minute, the redshite ..

1. pepsi's secret name since poo is their main ingrediant see pepsi ew wtf are you drinking poopsi? ugh sry thought the blue wrappe..

1. The dumbest, biggest, beautiful bastard I know. Damn, tha Josephina is of the hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle bizzle fizzle bitch fuck...