What is Super Bowl Blumpkin?
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A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.
Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.
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