What is Super Bowl Blumpkin?
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A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.
Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.
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When you banging a girl, you cum underneath her nose and then cover her mouth so she has to inhale it through her nose. Once she gets i..
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Adj.
Ultimately awesome, epic, etc.
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Increasing the awesomeness, epicness, impressiveness, etc., of.
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Utter awesomeness
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