Super Bowl Blumpkin

What is Super Bowl Blumpkin?


1.

A derivative of the royal blumpkin. One girl blows you while you take a shit on another girl. However, instead of the girl swallowing your shit, you dookie all over her face and leave smudges under her eyes like the black paint football players have under their eyes for blocking out the sun to catch passes.

Tell that bitch to go long, i got a super bowl blumpkin coming.

See blumpkin, cum, whore


27

Random Words:

1. Pussy, vagina, whatever. Meat gash also suffices. "Dude! I bet she has sweet lips between her hips"..
1. When a man cums on a dollar bill and sticks it on a womans forehead. Annie was bitching about money last night, so I gave her a hot bil..
1. Same as XD but with a MF that stands for motherfucker. Yup <death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and he..