What is Super Douche?
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A person who exceeds normal amounts of douchiness. This person is usually extremely arrogant and feeds off of being rude to other people. They do a lot of talking behind your back, and even right to your face, because they are just that much of a douche. Despite constant douchiness, they are sometimes fun to hang out with when you feel like bashing other people, because they are always up for this sport. This persons arrogance can also be pretty amusing, although sometimes obnoxious.
Max Burta is such a super douche!!
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Someone who appears to be witty but actual steals all his material from
Someone who pretends to be a player by constantly bragging about all the girls they bang and cheat on, and constantly talk about how they're drunk 24/7 because they think it's cool, as well as pretend to do drugs. All this is done to impress their only friends: forum posters.
Super Douche - "Perhaps if you had half a brain cell you'd be competent enough to comprehend the situation, but as it stands you lack the intelligence to properly screw in a lightbalb."
Super Douche - "lol i missed that thread because i was out all night banging chicks and drinking shots, ive got a serious hangover right now, but the drugs probably didnt help"
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This would be any woman who feels self entitled to anything and everything. She is affiliated with the soccer mom, drives a luxury vehicle, while on the phone, drives like no one else is on the road cutting anyone and everyone off while on her way to her nail appointment, because more often than not, she doesn't work, someone else pays her bills. She's a complete waste of space and believes she's the center of the universe.
Paris Hilton is a Super Douche.
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1. Means that you are more douchier than a douche bag and u are a complete and utter fucking mug.
2. Ure a CUNT!
Luke boi is a fuckin super douche!
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