What is Super Duper Pooper Scooper?
1.
any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.
When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.
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2.
your hand: scoop the poop with your hand the eat it
mmm yummy!
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1. 
To masterbate or play with oneself.
"I was so fucking horny, I had to handle my business."
See masterbate, jack off, jerk of..