Super Guido Edit Meaning

1. A quadruple measure of a spirit of your choice. Can I have two pints and a quaddie vodka + coke please? See spirits, drinks, beverages..

1. A link which promises Rick Astley delivers something completely different. Ah, man. I wanted to watch Rick Astley but it's a video..

1. when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack. see: Premature pinch helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet..