Super Jesus

What is Super Jesus?


1.

Super Jesus was formed in 5 A.D. when he conquered the Romans, and ate their souls to gain their power. Super Jesus has the extreme power of 100 Jesus' put together and has abs that you can break walnuts over. He has been known to hold a bigass hammer and is often smiting anything in his path. He is also the father of Captain Planet and Super Man.

Any real example of Super Jesus would implode the universe 10 times over.

See super, jesus, god, smite, super jesus

2.

explains something that has an awsome nature to it.

dude #1: dude i rigged my lighter so that the flame goes like 1 foot high

Jackson: Oh u mean a Super Jesus lighter, which is an adjective i invented

*credit to this adject goes to Jackson of the band Jetset

See superjesus, adjective, god-like, godlike


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