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When you hold a woman in a vice like grip bent over with one hand on her back and one holding her stomach, like how a vicar would hold a..
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When you put hot sauce on your penis and have sex with a women giving birth.
I was at the ER last night and gave some chick a Mexican P..
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Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.
Uh, you better tighten y..