Super Market Monkey Slapper

What is Super Market Monkey Slapper?

1.

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

75

Random Words:

Venema

1. An enema performed using venom (usually from snakes) instead of water. Can be used as an expression that signifies getting extremely and..

Jizzem Sandwich

1. A delicate pastry topped with a white creme substance, usually jizz. Customer: Hey you guys got any jizzem sandwiches? Fast Food Cashi..

Poonjob

1. Poonjob: It's like Nigger for Indians! (now available at your local convinience store) (read in funny indian accent) Samir: Wha..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free