Super Market Monkey Slapper

What is Super Market Monkey Slapper?

1.

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

75

Random Words:

Nu-ture

1. A hybrid of the words "nature" and "nurture", signifying an understanding of human behaviour based on both, and an a..

O.g. Kush

1. An extremely potent sativa bud that when smoked, has a flavor that resembles fabric softener. It usually runs for about a hundred dollar..

Upom

1. reminiscent of a sexy beast He was very upom, and ended up sleeping with 397 women...at once. See hot, sexy, beastly, man, renaissance..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free