Super Market Monkey Slapper

What is Super Market Monkey Slapper?

1.

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

75

Random Words:

Jofosian

1. a jofosian is a shortened name for joseph . he is a well dressed man. very tall. they are very cool people EXTREMELY SEXY he can kill a..

Pyak

1. To be sick. To vomit. Possibly after drinking too much. Dude! i got so drunk last night that i pyakked all over the place! This soup l..

Bourbon Chaveline

1. An alcoholic drink made from equal parts Kentucky Bourbon (preferably Jack Daniels) and Diet Coke with several generous squeezes of lemo..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free