What is Super Market Monkey Slapper?


1.

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!


75

Random Words:

1. A bug that no one has ever seen before that lives in your asshole. At the most embarassing moment, the bug appears out of your asshole,..
1. A winner; a WINNER; a person with a tendency to win "Yo, man, you totally rocked that test!" "I know, I'm so proud..
1. An EXTREMELY large girl who likes people who dont like her and will do anything to get with him, even if he doesnt want to. She claims t..