What is Super Market Monkey Slapper?


1.

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!


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