What is Super Pirate?
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Exactly like the Angry Pirate except with the addition of taking a shit on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. This is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. For an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted shit that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. This way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.
I was giving your mom the classic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized shit coming on so I invented the SUPER PIRATE!
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To get destroyed in any form of competition. See also: housed, raped, wrecked, pwnd
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