What is Super Porn?
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A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.
I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.
OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!
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