What is Super Porn?
1.
A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.
I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.
OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!
See
Random Words:
1.
a guy with no cojones.
"yo, quit bein' a jelly sack and ask her out already."
See jelly, sack, sac..