Super Pretendo

What is Super Pretendo?

A Nintendo product played completely in one's imagination

Me: If I got suspended I'd play Nintendo

Kirsten: Wouldn't your parents take it away?

Me: So I'd play in my head, they can't take that away from me

Everette: THE SUPER PRETENDO!!

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