Super Secret Santa

What is Super Secret Santa?

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When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.

Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?

Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
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