Super Smashturbating

What is Super Smashturbating?


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When equips "Hulk Hands" (batteries installed to produce factory noises) and the proceeds to masturbate.

Also see: smashturbating

I heard my twelve year old super smashturbating from down the hall.

See hulk, masturbate, euphrates river, anal sex


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