What is Super Soaker?
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Super soaker refers to when someone pees their bed, completely soaking their bed mattress.
The Mother: Last night little Suzie peed her pants while sleeping and the pee destroyed the mattress! There was urine leaking from underneath the mattress when she was through with it.
The Father: Eww!! That's one disgusting super soaker.
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2.
The mother of all water pistols. Super soakers were the first pressurised toy water guns on the market and first appeared in the early 90's. early models included the SS50 and SS100. originaly made by larami now made by hasbro. the most powerful model ever was the CPS 2000 which was supposedly withdrawn from sale after someone lost an eye
if you don't watch out all blow your eye out with my CPS 2000
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A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.
Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"
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an extremely loose bowel movement in that the said movement comes out like a brown jet of water in the style of a "super soaker"
me and fash were digging for worms when he got caught short on the beach, with nowhere to run he fired a super soaker that covered the beach in his runny shat
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5.
when one has an extremely loose bowel movement it sprays out like a super soaker
cor look at fash on the beach! he's been caught short and had nowhere to go in a hurry so he's just fired a super soaker all over the beach
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6.
When a porn star has an orgasm and squirts so hard it looks like it's coming out of a super soaker
Jenna Haze was being fucked and suddleny BAM super soaker all over the camera man
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7.
When a girl has a really wett pussy. It be so wet that when you touch her pussy ya fingers slip and slide.
Ever dude that i talk to says that i have a super soaker.
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