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The act of placing a cell phoneinto your partner's anuswhile having vaginal sex. With the phone set to vibrate mode, call the cell..
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A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.
Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in th..
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A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.
Aside from his sexual ..