Super-duper-allen Edit Meaning

1. A lesson in ownage, not that pussy shit like /pwnt, or pwned, or 0wned, but true ownage, hence, w0nd. Bill says: Man my wife just cheat..

1. To steal a girl's $200 boots. "Like, oh my god! I just got Ugg mugged! I can't find them anywhere!" See ugg, mug, ..

1. Miscomprehension of some saying "twelve-incher"; often mistaken for vagina. All of the boys and all of the girls want Carries..