What is Superjew?
1.
A person who is loud and proud about their jewish heritage.
Hey, is that the one and only Superjew!?
Yeah, I think his name is Patrick.
See
2.
A jew of extreme measures that can do amazing math and makes you buy stupid things that you wish you hadn't bought later on.
Faster than a speeding Matzo ball
More powerful than your income taxes
Able to leap tall buildings and make lots of money at the same time
It's SUPERJEW?!!?!??!??!!
See
3.
Verb: to cum on a girl's head, cut out the cup of her bra, and stick it on her head thereby giving the appearance of a "yarmulke".
Example: I totally superjewed that shiksa.
See
4.
Step 1: cum a little on each of your girl's temples
Step 2: pull out some of her pubes
Step 3: stick the pubes on the cummed-on temples, creating a set of pais (curly sideburn)
"Did you superjew her?" "Yeah, she totally looks like a rabbi now."
See
5.
My friend, Mike who lives in Florida. :)
What's up SuperJew? How's Florida?
