Superjew

What is Superjew?


1.

A person who is loud and proud about their jewish heritage.

Hey, is that the one and only Superjew!?

Yeah, I think his name is Patrick.

See jew, superman, superwoman, retardation, sickness

2.

A jew of extreme measures that can do amazing math and makes you buy stupid things that you wish you hadn't bought later on.

Faster than a speeding Matzo ball

More powerful than your income taxes

Able to leap tall buildings and make lots of money at the same time

It's SUPERJEW?!!?!??!??!!

See super, superman, superjew, supergirl, superdog, power, comics, comic, books

3.

Verb: to cum on a girl's head, cut out the cup of her bra, and stick it on her head thereby giving the appearance of a "yarmulke".

Example: I totally superjewed that shiksa.

See superman, yarmulke

4.

Step 1: cum a little on each of your girl's temples

Step 2: pull out some of her pubes

Step 3: stick the pubes on the cummed-on temples, creating a set of pais (curly sideburn)

"Did you superjew her?" "Yeah, she totally looks like a rabbi now."

See superman, sideburns, rabbi

5.

My friend, Mike who lives in Florida. :)

What's up SuperJew? How's Florida?


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