What is Superlative Conspiracy?
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the conspiracy that states super man had a very small penis and therefore wore tight items of clothing to create the visual allusion that it is bigger than it actually is. hence the female attention he receives through out his super life. What he didn't consider though was the lack of sperm he may now have.
Tony Blair, Superman, Dick Nightingale, The Pope:
A superlative conspiracy is the definition of a person who acts up to compensate for a lack of downstairs penis.
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When someone is considered to be a slag. The higher the intensity of the slag-ish-ness the larger the number at the end of the phrase.
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(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway...
