Superman Pants

What is Superman Pants?

Sarcasm, when someone ask's for the impossible.

Foreman: "I want these two houses plastered within the week"

Me: "Right... but where's the nearest phone box?"

Foreman: "Phone box?"

Me: "Yeah, so I can go and change into my Superman pants"

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