Superman's Pal

What is Superman's Pal?


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A term that describes yourself as the victim of a "friend" who thinks nothing of playing horrific practical jokes on you, telling lies that border on insanity & oft-times, treating the opposite sex like absolute garbage.

This comes from any number of Superman comics of the 60's, where The Man of Steel was a complete dick - teaching his friends "lessons", usually at great & mentally-scarring expense and treating Lois Lane like a bug under glass for the express purpose of emotional torture.

Jimmy: Did you see what Clark did to me? He had a fake lottery ticket printed up & I thought I had won five million dollars! But it was just another of his sick jokes! I really could've used that money, too, with my mom dying and all...

Perry: Superman's Pal. (chuckle)

See asshole, dick, sexist, comics


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