Supermarket Spastic

What is Supermarket Spastic?

An able bodied driver that is in such a hurry he parks in disabled bays at the supermarket

Jerry was in a hurry to buy his beers so he pulled into the disabled space as a supermarket spastic for the night!

See disabled, parking, supermarket, lazy, self-important

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