Supermarket Squirrel

What is Supermarket Squirrel?


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The forriging / gathering of nuts and dried fruit from the plastic self serve tubs located near the produce section of a supermarket. The subsequent nibbling of accrued nuts which are placed in plastic bag and kept in the trolley for the duration of ones visit to the supermarket, appearing as though they are an intended purchase.....in fact the yield is nibbled on until it is time to check out and any remaining nuts are discreetly discarded on a shelf behind some stacked products.

Person 1: "Are you going to pay for all those nuts man?"

Person 2: "No, no there just for the supermarket squirrel"


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