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When you want to txt in the shower so you seal your phone is a Ziploc bag to act as a clear water-proof barrier so it doesn't get w..
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The act of masturbating and failing to ejaculate.
Jerking on last night gave me blue balls.
See jerk off, jerking off, shooting blanks..
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When one person performs oral sex, so that their partner returns the favor.
I was really hoping to get a hummerlast night, so I offered..