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Lame-ass goth kids that actually believe they are vampires.
The usual goths are bad enough, but the nosferatools just make you want to ..
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Wife that withholds sex for the greater good (i.e. stopping a war, saving a kitten).
Man 1: Sorry man, but I can't go bar-hopping ..
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when ur penis becomes erect during sex because ur too drunk to notcie poop all over the walls and the syrup u poured on the fat chick u ..
