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when you go into a shop and they give you ALL of your change in 1p, 2p, 5p and you just wanna kill them
tesco dude : here's your c..
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if a person sleeps over doesnt give it up. 3 nights. then there out.
person 1-how did last night go
person 2-i dunno bout this girl fr..