Suredlaiperfoiodlscooocpels Edit Meaning

1. While you are getting a blow job from a girl, throw a blanket over your body(including her head), and fart. This causes her to be "..

1. <noun> Slang; An amount of a sufficiently viscous substance such as mayonnaise or jelly to form a large blob on a particular surf..

1. To engage in sexual intercourse with an open wound. TJ cut that looker open and volanged her all night long! 2. To engage in sexual i..