Surely You Jest!

What is Surely You Jest!?

"you must be joking!" or "you can't be serious!"

John Bull: "The Labour Party winning a majority in the next election?? My good man...surely you jest!"

John Doe: "I jest you not! And don't call me Shirley!"

See joke, joking, impossible, Polo

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Umecker

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I Own A Timber Company?

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