What is Surf And Turf?
1.
Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.
After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.
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2.
What you see when a chick sticks her ankles up behind her ears, with the Surf being the snapper and the Turf being the boobies.
"Dude, did you see that naked chick with her ankles behind her ears?" "Yeah I got a picture, but I missed her face. All I got was the Surf and Turf." "Cool, that's all I wanted anyway. Can you send it to me?"
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(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.
4.
sitting on the toilet whilst using a laptop (uk) from the english slang to defacate 'turf one out'
"im just of to the toilet for a surf and turf"
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5.
when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.
Man, that was some serious surf and turf last night... USDA prime tuna taco.
6.
A threesome with a blonde and a brunette.
I got a little surf and turf last night.
