Surf Cooties

What is Surf Cooties?


1.

computer virus obtained while surfing the internet

Porn is surf cooties nasty.

See virus, trojan, worm, adware

2.

Surfer chicks who carrty a wide variety of STD's

Man, ya gots to double bag (wear two condoms) or you get dripin' shit from those surf cooties

See seahag, carp


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