Surf Mermaid Edit Meaning

1. Monkey that humps boobs and dreams of scooters. Credit to: Tony Origin: Usually found in Florida garage or dog house Humpalope AKA: S..

1. history teacher with a big mole and no sex life who lives with her parents and drives a mustang Bob:"Dude, I'm gunna fall asl..

1. n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl. Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has ..