Surf Mermaid Edit Meaning

1. To take a shit, lay an egg. Here Bruce, I think I need to curl one off mate!..

1. the usual. what you are normally doing. Hey dude, whats up? Oh, yknow the ujjje...

1. To screw someone over by not showing up or calling when plans have been made. Well, Jasper is 30 minutes late. Looks like he fat dicke..