Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Slut Machine

1. SLUT MACHINE = a slut or a whore who can take an oral, vaginal, or anal pounding for hours and hours not needing a break. s/he took tha..

Zellara

1. Name for a Slut, or whore. Did you see that chick? she's such a zellara. See slut, whore, skank, zellara, chick, bitch..

Here Come The Cube Motherfucker

1. A battle cry, screamed under the condition that: 1. The user has set up and executed or is intending to set up and execute Teh CUB3 str..

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