Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Getting Up

1. in graffiti terms: getting your name (tag) up i've seen 20 of his tags just today! damn, he's getting up! See christian 2. ..

Zik A Zew

1. onomonopoiea for sounds made by a dj when scratching a record Man i wonder how that dj scratches the record to make that zik a zew?..

Pumkin Scone With Cream And Jam

1. a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out. blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she&apos..

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