Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Ihate

1. Hating Apple products. Mac user: I love macs so much.. blah blah blah.. i'm a virgin, blah.. PC: iHate See mac, macintosh, apple..

Zweater

1. A sweater that has a zipper. The zipper is attached to the garment at the mid-chest or higher. Guy 1 : Dude, check out that Persian&ap..

Chin-ho-bot

1. a pet chinchilla; variation: chin-ho Look at that chin-ho-bot gnaw on that piece of cardboard. It's so effing dute. See dute, ch..

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