What is Surf 'n Jerk?
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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Stuffing shaved hair (usually pubic, although not limited too) into your partners asshole, than proceding to have sex in the anus
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Zombies. As defined by Bart Simpson.
(Upon trying to raise their pet, Snowball I, from the dead)
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A reference to the legions of Ellen DeGeneris fans.
I turned on the TV and was stunned by the screaming Ellenation.
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