Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Manhandled

1. When a girl is stronger then her boyfriend and she tosses him around. Whoa did you totally see that girl? she just manhandled her man..

Zapjon

1. meaning or relating to the popularity of a person that guy is so zapjon 2. 1. The physical manifestation of internet spam. 2. A farm..

Quimjob

1. The practice of geting the male sh-long off via thrusting it not in, but accross the female quim. Dude what a fuckin good quimjob sara ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Surf 'n Jerk Edit Meaning