Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Knopples

1. When a female has a very flat chest(knockers) and very big nipples which take up most of her chest. nipples + knockers = knopples Man #..

Pofkezas

1. The dude know for making such masterpieces as pofkezas HP and Creeping Dead official site. Also known for hating m$ and flaming meetspot..

Yard Apes

1. little black children also referred to as nigglets The parents were called porch monkeys, the younger ones were called yard apes. See ..

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