Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Onka

1. The mispelling of the word "okay" when Tim is drunk. "I'm onka, i'm not drunk!" See okay, drunk, hammere..

W/e I'm Over It

1. To not let situations phase you in anyway and to move on with life. "dude, you just failed English!" "W/e I'm over..

Vambie

1. An organism possessing traits similar to those of a zombie, but has an insatiable appetite for blood, not unlike that of a vampyre, and ..

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