Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Qdoba'd

1. when being grossly and unexpectedly overcharged beyond your control in some sort of transaction; usually in a retail situation. Dude #1..

Unusual

1. Not normal, but different That girl is very unusual See different, wierd, crazy..

Needle-dick

1. a penis that somewhat resembles a needle in both size and girth Lloyd Cremer has a needle-dick. 2. A small, needle-shaped penis. Als..

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