Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Tyzler

1. The flab of skin that covers the penis. My girl was so scared of my tyzler she refused to suck me until i got circumsized. See B-town..

Nifty Noodles

1. When a girl's nipples stick out from other her shirt. Usually due to the cold weather. Person: Aww, man, did you see Sally? She ha..

Hog Waller

1. A filthy, muddy hole frequented by undesirable folks or stinking, crap-encrusted hogs who wallow in the smelly muck with delight; An un..

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