Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Tight Ass

1. A cheap person or a over cautious person. Tight taken from 'Uptight'. Dude, Macv won't even hace people over cuz he thi..

Sexio

1. With the appeal of Sergio Garcia toward the female population, "Sexio" is an appropriate nickname for this youthful Spaniard. ..

On Porpoise

1. on purpose she meant to sing that way. it was on porpoise See on, porpoise, purpose, not..

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