What is Surf 'n Jerk?
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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Random Words:
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'Über-Fucked Up Beyond Every Reason'
That's so Über-Fuber!
See über, fuber, fubar, fucked, up, beyond, every, reason..
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a person esp. girl who is deliciously poundable. And worth while to pound
Damn dat bitch is poundalicious!..