What is Surf 'n Jerk?
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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Sex without any clothing come off.
Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked!
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A combination of being pissed off AND disappointed.
The dad was pissappointed when his son failed the class.
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Acronym for "Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, bleeding from my ass." Mid-90's IRC parody of ROFLMAO.
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