Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Flegging

1. The act of a woman inserting her own foot into her genitalia. she has flegged (past) She is flegging (present) she is going to fleg (..

Khans

1. a person who is nice on the outside but is a bitch on the inside. also word for female satient. you have two names. your first name..

Lhitm

1. Means "Leave her in the mud" -- a phrase you can use when you completely ditch the girl by stranding her somewhere. So, me an..

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