Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Welf

1. To borrow relentlessly from others but have the means to buy for oneself. To be a chronic moocher. Based on North American slang for &ap..

Dizzot

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Anticiparator

1. n. 1. one who lacks impluse control during the process of on-line rating; usually a parent of an underage nightclub dj. also see: propo..

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