What is Surf 'n Jerk?
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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chicks that you hook up with at a party. applies to any hot girl thats drinking at said party...
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Leaving work in the middle of the day to partake of carnal pleasures ... and getting paid to do it.
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