Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Lip Whore

1. someone who makes out with pretty much everyone that you have ever met in you life (exept yourself) GOD that lip whore makes out with e..

Messa Di Voce

1. 1. The gradual swelling and diminishing of sound produced by the voice that gives shape to a long note. This technique has been used wit..

Pink Tongue

1. When a girl gives too many Blowjobs in one day and her tongue goes Pink! Wow Lisa gave 5 today, she has a well Pink Tongue! See pink, ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Surf 'n Jerk Edit Meaning