What is Surf 'n Jerk?
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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The act of cutting off the ears and hollowing out the head threw the ear drum.
During times of war they used to smock shot there pow&ap..