Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Illusionify

1. the action of illusions Hey Cris Angel! Can you illusionify some A/C? It is hot as hell! See illusion, illusional..

Yours Truly

1. me, myself, I (from the parting salutation at the end of a letter) If you want to know more about them, just ask yours truly...

Quake 2

1. after Quake, before Quake 3 Arena, there was Quake 2. And it kicked ass, dammit. The CTF mod especially. Quake 2 is what you played..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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