Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

1.68

1. The golden ratio. Also a random number used to signify <3. (because 1.68 really IS less than 3) CaNdYLuVR: I <3 you! L0oZ0r4U: W..

W A D

1. abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction" Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her fa..

Userid

1. Identity conferred on and referring to registered online user. Quote your userid before saying open sesame. See identity, registered, ..

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