Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Quimby Bag

1. somebody who is very,very gay. BA is such a quimby bag. she is because she is really gay. See gay, homo, ba, retarded, buttfink 1. ..

Z Jay

1. recieving a blowjob while smoking yourself a nice big fatty.(sounds nice huh?) 5$ for an HJ, 10$ for a BJ,15$ for a Z jay....nd if u go..

Herbals

1. A euphemism for marijuana. "Hey dude, I just came up on some herbals, you wanna blaze it up with me?" 2. slang for legal pi..

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