Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Obomba

1. Used to insult Barack Obama if he decides to bomb people when he becomes President of the United States. I used to like Obomba, but now..

Eh Jessie

1. Yeah, this is how it is, so get used to it. Also, means oops sorry. I just peed on that guy by mistake..."Eh jessie." See je..

Zingood

1. usually used when a brotha thinks a shawty is fine and whats to holla at her Damn MA'.....Your lookin' ZINGOOD! See Willis..

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