What is Surf 'n Jerk?
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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A person who is being a complete asshole.
and you just feel like killing.
and needs to get hit by a queef nugget.
"Get off my gi..
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A catchy, abstract euphemeism for pussy most often used in the porn industry.
"Don't you wanna taste my velvet glory."
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