Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

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