What is Surf 'n Jerk?
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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jeans that are way to tight on your balls. Extremely aparent to.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants
space turtle - yea dude..
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The act of downloading internet porn, masturbating to it once, then deleting it due to either paranoia or lack of interest.
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