Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Noicce

1. Epitome of NICE or sweet balls. Mark and Evan scream "NOICE" when something nice happens. Mark:Hey Evan lets go slurp it up ..

Amassing

1. 1. slang for amazing 2.The consequences of not being able to pronounce z's. "I'm in love, she was really amassing"..

Jizz Puff

1. - A puff of jizz. - A tissue used to absorb jizz. - Albino cousin to jiggly puff. "Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh..

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