Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Trough

1. A synonym for oral sex. That girl totally troughed me at the party last night. See blow job, hummer, oral sex, fellatio 2. English w..

Hamoshed

1. 1.to be extremely hammered and sloshed at the same time Man I was so hamoshed on prom night..

Zeitnot

1. A german chess word meaning time pressure, or literally "time emergency". If you are playing a timed chess game and you are v..

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