Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Vadumpsh

1. vagina. pronounced (vah doom pshh) hey man stop touching my vadumpsh See vagina, pussy, hole, flower..

Que El Fuco

1. Pseudo-Spanish for "what the fuck" Eh main, que el fuco is up with that puto? See wtf, que el fuck, gringo, spanglish, what ..

Vilkata

1. A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion. Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt. ..

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