Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Dick-jacked

1. To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal. I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account..

Boff

1. A term to describe quick sexual intercourse which includes the man not taking off his pants and alot of dry humping. This term is common..

Deprestapated

1. When depression causes constipation. I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days. See ..

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