What is Surf 'n Jerk?
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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To defecate.
Hey man, I gotta drop the Cosby's off at the pool but I have no TP.
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The act of (male or female) defecating, freezing the defecation, and using the frozen fecal matter to make love to someone's hole.
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