Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Hegemonic Power Shopping

1. When well-off people (esp. white people) shop quickly, resulting in the rapid accumulation of goods from Banana Republic, J. Crew, Willi..

W'ot

1. A slur of the words wet and hot damn she is w'ot See wet, hot, sexy, soaking, fit, Rapechel..

Goochies!

1. the process of thrusting your fingers into one other's ribs or side and yelling GOOCHIES! "GOOCHIES!" "Aw man, not..

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