What is Surf 'n Jerk?
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To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.
My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.
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a mispoken phrase while attempting to ask "what the fuck are you doing" while inebriated.
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A combination of psychopath (a person who suffers from mental instability to the point of insanity) and pompous (pretentious, commonly u..