Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Strolladex

1. barrel-shaped rolladex in which you let your fingers do the walking. Check the strolladex for the pizza guy's phone number! See p..

Yoddler

1. When you're doin' this chick from behind and right before you climax you thrust as hard as you can forcing that bitch to yoddl..

Ejr

1. ejr is a dickhead. eurgh, you're such a ejr. See emmy, jaye, ravenscroft, raver..

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