Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Kingilingan

1. Local name of anybody, mainly rednecks, from the King, NC area. When you get to King you need to watch out for those Kingilingans. See..

Hand Labour

1. A hand job. Wank off. Toss off. A good tug. "That bird just gave me hand labour." See wank off, hand job, toss off, jobby, t..

W.o.w!

1. Wildly Overweight Women your mom's a W.O.W! {Obese woman walks by} W.O.W! See fatass, salad-dodger, jupiter, rolls..

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