Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Uniparity

1. When the parents rear only one offspring during each breeding attempt Pay-off for uniparity See parents, offspring, breed, sibling..

Justify

1. The ability to be a total swine/moron/idiot/liar and then when discovered to whine/moan/complain and make out that its everyones problem..

Eagletain

1. Eagletainment refers to a vast number/a soaring number of entertainment in a certain field (ie books or movies). It comes from Cork com..

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