Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Cone Nips

1. Man boobs aka man cans conveniently shaped like madonna's bra -Look at that guy over there, he's got nasty cone nips. -Ew, ..

Undomesticatable

1. a young person usually between 25 and 30, predominantly male, who intentionally destroys committed relationships due to his relationship..

Zarowski

1. a)a dorky grown man who won't leave the children alone b)a white man with a black man's ass c)WALTER d)the action of missin..

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