Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Aqua Doof

1. taking a dump in a river or ocean "i had no toilet paper so i went to the river and took the biggest aqua doof ever." See aq..

How Scan

1. Greeting used by teens and young men meaning how are you etc. John:HOW SCAN!!! Jo:I'm good scan See scan, a, b..

Xtc Pixie

1. Laura Oh La Pimp who "distributes" and has an odd obsession with drawing XTC. Oh XTC Pixie, I wish i could wake up to some pi..

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