Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Procrasterbated

1. instead of doing your homework or anything else you just procrasterbate and just cry while you masturbate instead of doing my homework ..

Dible

1. 1. the feeling of being slapped in the face with a bloody tampon. 2. the satisfied feeling after performing a dirty sexualact. Mary wa..

Onkelkranbil

1. same as "ammo" , people in need of resupply Game at battlefield 2, someone needs ammo: "need ammo, quick!" onkelkr..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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