Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Malkah

1. 1. adj. Refers to an abnormaly sexualy attractive female. "Oh man, That girl is soooooo Malkah!" See malkah, hot, sexy, attr..

2602 Crew

1. A crew which rolls deep, wears stunna shades, ghost rides the spiders in our house and generally gets crunk. Hey man, did you hear th..

Ooya

1. (British, esp. Leicester) An exclamation with a multitude of uses. Often used in conjuction with expletives. "Ooya! Look at that!..

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