Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

See masturbation, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, porn

Zaffinerneopia

1. A utopian paradise, where the problems of the world do not reside. Screw this job, I'm heading to Zaffinerneopia!..

Oakham

1. Appalling school, made worse by the fact it's sister school is Uppingham. Pupils from this school have rich parents with no status...

Roofie-bear

1. Rum soaked gummy bear. Has similar intoxicating effect as a roofie. It seemed like she wasn't that into me.... Until I gave her a ..

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