Surf 'n Jerk

What is Surf 'n Jerk?

To peruse random porn websites while masturbating, not actually paying for anything but just enjoying the free samples until you are finished.

My girlfriend is out of town and I was broke, so I had a nice, long surf 'n jerk.

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Emsworth

1. A shitty little village filled with old people and chavs.One good thing came out of Emsworth me! To be fair Mike Downer as well... &quo..

Catnapper

1. 1. A person who catnaps a cat. 2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit. 1. My cat was missin..

Why So Serious?

1. A soon to be classic line said by Heath Ledger in the movie The Dark Knight Joker: "you wanna know how i got these scars?" S..

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