Surf Nazi

What is Surf Nazi?


1.

Someone who blows off work, school, girlfriends, or all of the above to surf.

I wrote "Surf Nazi" all over my notebook and my teacher tripped!

2.

A racist surfer. These assholes reside mostly in Southern California (San Diego to be more precise). The surf by day and beat up minorities by night.

While stargazing on Ocean Beach with my girlfriend, we witnessed several Surf Nazis attack a gay African-American couple with baseball bats.

3.

The term "surf nazi" has been in use since the fifties to describe someone who was unconditionally devoted to surfing.

As surfing became more mainstream, local surfers became more territorial, and the term is commonly used to describe an aggressively territorial surfer.

Steve dropped out of school and now he just surfs all day, he's become a real surf nazi

A couple of kooks got beat up yesterday for trying to surf the pier in Huntington, one of them dropped in on a surf nazi

4.

Used to refer to a computer networks system administrator(s) and their tools. Especialy if they monitor and block either your e-mail or web traffic. Normaly this is to block porn sites, however sometimes they block all non work specific sites (for example Google/Gmail, Yahoo or buliten boards). Sometimes they even standardise your machine prevent you from loading software or organising your desktop in the way you like it.

No I didn't look at that link you sent me at work, the surf nazis blocked it!

You e-mail bounced becuase the surf nazis scan our mail at work.

See surf nazi, jobsworth, Jon-Paul


27

Random Words:

1. When you try to come up with an estimate for future values that are difficult to project Let us Questimate the sales / revenue projecti..
1. An old car that once was upscale, but long since prime. Usually a smaller, ~20+ year old car, starting to rust; passed off as a car that..
1. A large and often fat person with so much acne they are unrecognizable as human. Ben: Omg dude did you see that zit zilla? Jeff: Yeah ..