Surf The Crimson Tide Edit Meaning

1. To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool. I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..

1. The number of inches a man TELLS a woman his penis is....divided by pi He says that he has 11 inches, but the 'troll inches' ..

1. The art of using stupidly long or pretentious words in normal conversation. What a great display of histrionics that is such a jonotool..