Surf Turkey

What is Surf Turkey?


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If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!

Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.

Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.

Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.

See pussy, idiot, that, joseph


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