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a shitty diaper removed from a child's body and taped around the mouth to the back of the neck neck. Good for all day snacking or l..
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an application you send in after you've been rejected by your top school.
guy: i heard jon is applying to cornell.
girl: yea, but..
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The act of making someone, or a group of people, eligible for something.
If the State would only frickin' eligibilize more childre..