Surfguard

What is Surfguard?

A beach lifeguard trained for surf conditions.

There's surfguards at the ocean beach but lifeguards at the lake.

See lifeguard, surf, beach, paramedic, guard

Assforest

1. The unfortunate amount of hair that seems to congregate on the ass of the adult male homo sapien. Oh my god, I saw my ass in the mirror..

Fets

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Queerfearer

1. n. Synonym for a homophobe. One who has irrational fear of homosexuals. Boy that Johnson sure hates Quincy. Perhaps Johnson is a queer..

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