What is Surfing The Med?
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An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.
She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
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A gynecologist
She came down with the clap, but a snatchquack sorted her out in record time...
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A term used to describe people who are orgasmic.
Hot Big Assed Girl: "Did you see Zoky today?"
Cute Girl With Big Boobs: &qu..
