What is Surfing The Med?
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An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.
She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
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a swift, graceful yet painful kick to the face which leaves you covered in skeet.
That Kaydo Kick really MESSED you up!
See skeet, ske..
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Having sex with a woman while she is having her menstral period and pulling out in time to ejaculate into her anus. Following this she w..
