What is Surfing The Med?
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An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.
She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
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It is the Scottish motto written in ole Latin......roughly translated
YOU WILL NOT HARM ME WITH IMPUNITY
If you knew the Scottish mot..
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A nicer name for homeless people than a bum or hobo.
Look at the outdoorsman hes spending the money people gave him to buy booze.
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