What is Surfing The Med?
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An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.
She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
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noun - A person similar to a navigator, but who has either no idea of how to get to where one is going or only a vague idea, and they th..
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the real spelling is nique ta mère and that means something like fuck you motherfucker. Often used and for any reason by dumbasses who t..
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when one drinks to extreme excess on the christmas holidays. Usualy making an ass of thereselves and puking everywhere
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