What is Surfing The Med?
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An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.
She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
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a typical haircut worn by an asian male or any haircut with similar asian-like properties. i.e. shiny, lubed up, and shooting out in ran..
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When a respectful decent place is just too far away, or if the girl is not respectful or decent enough to take back to said place, she i..
