What is Surfing The Med?
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An act carried out mainly by grotesque mardy middle aged women from kimberley. They surf the mediterranean for cock with the main objective being to find the man with the most rape charges before making a crash landing on his grubby disease ridden phallus. They would return and tell colleagues about their phallic tales before returning to conquer the next unfortunate mediterranean isle.
She spent most of her life surfing the med whilst the rest of her time was spent in the GU clinic...
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named after the fact that tone loc always wore sunglasses, it means to have shaded or tinted
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Like an ordinary fist jab, but with 50% more terrorism. Can only be performed by black presidential candidates who are also secret musli..
