Surfsquatch

What is Surfsquatch?

A man so hairy that he needs no wetsuit when surfing in cold water.

Dude... check out that old surfsquatch, the waters like 40 degrees, and all he's wearing is that bright red thong... grody.

See surf, surfer, hairy man, man

Monkey Fuzz

1. The cutting of pubic hair, which is then thrown in the face of somebody from the opposite sex. Monkey fuzz is called out when this is do..

Heat Seeker

1. A girl who dates a guy for any ulterior motive. (car, money, house, fame, etc.) You have a heat seeker on your trail. She knows you&apo..

Porch Pigeon

1. Gossiping old ladies who sit on the front porch or in the front yard and make nasty comments about you behind your back, especially if y..

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