Surfsquatch

What is Surfsquatch?

A man so hairy that he needs no wetsuit when surfing in cold water.

Dude... check out that old surfsquatch, the waters like 40 degrees, and all he's wearing is that bright red thong... grody.

See surf, surfer, hairy man, man

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