What is Surgenor?
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The Ultimate insult, A translucent figure who cannot speak due to his lack of social qualities, has a twisted interpretation of society, denying truths to avoid confronting his shortcomings. Unable to hold a real conversation, he creates falsities to cover his inadequecies and to also show how much of a "mad bastard" he is.
A typical Surgenor Spoof would consist of:
"I was walking home yesterday, and three guys jumped out of a hedge and tried to knife me, but i beat them up and ran home"
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