What is Surgenor?
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The Ultimate insult, A translucent figure who cannot speak due to his lack of social qualities, has a twisted interpretation of society, denying truths to avoid confronting his shortcomings. Unable to hold a real conversation, he creates falsities to cover his inadequecies and to also show how much of a "mad bastard" he is.
A typical Surgenor Spoof would consist of:
"I was walking home yesterday, and three guys jumped out of a hedge and tried to knife me, but i beat them up and ran home"
Random Words:
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Presenter of GMTV and other deritive tv programmes, from the land of ireland.
Eammon Holmes ate my hamster..
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To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.
"Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I ..
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To make a large amount of money in one fell swoop
Denis flipped his 2 bedroom condo and is now raking in the dough.
See raking, dough,..
