What is Surgery?
1.
When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See
I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.
2.
What americans do as a passtime. Get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.
american 1: I'm playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?
american2: I'm going to have a bit of surgery, I haven't been a whole week you know!
american1: damn, this big mac is lovely.
3.
a females passage way to get to the g-spot. if you have a good mother she will rub your g-spot untill you break out in tears and yell: "I need surgery!" and then you will get a plane ticket to nigeria and get circumsized.
My mother gave me surgery and i cried for daddy...but he joined in.
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4.
the process of turning into a vampire, similar to speed dating.
Ignore Penny's coffin, she recently went through surgery.
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