Surgery

What is Surgery?


1.

When a surgeon cuts you open, fiddles around with your insides a bit, sews you up again, and tells you that it'll all be painless. See hell.

I just had surgery two days ago, and it was HELL.

2.

What americans do as a passtime. Get fake bits and piecies, things pumped, sucked, tightened and cut.

american 1: I'm playing a bit of tennis today, how about you?

american2: I'm going to have a bit of surgery, I haven't been a whole week you know!

american1: damn, this big mac is lovely.

3.

a females passage way to get to the g-spot. if you have a good mother she will rub your g-spot untill you break out in tears and yell: "I need surgery!" and then you will get a plane ticket to nigeria and get circumsized.

My mother gave me surgery and i cried for daddy...but he joined in.

See cunt, llama, sex, papa

4.

the process of turning into a vampire, similar to speed dating.

Ignore Penny's coffin, she recently went through surgery.

See vampire, surgery, tangent, badonkadonk, dating, jellyfish


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