What is Surgical Brain Job?
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The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.
"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."
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When you wake up in the morning and find you've shit yourself while you were sleeping. (Also, see wet willyfor the piss version.)
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