What is Surgical Brain Job?
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The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.
"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."
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A less offensive way of saying "Jesus Christ"
Said by Eddie Izzard during one of his comedy shows.
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