What is Surging A Head Clean Off?

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When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.

Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

See cell, phone, death, head
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