What is Surging A Head Clean Off?

1.

When you take a cell-phone antenna and overcharge your mouth with it until it blows the top of your noodle clean off your neck-gizzard-hole. Cannot be done with antenna-less cellphones. Science of the surge is undetermined but might draw from plate tectonics.

Maytal: Did you buy that surge protector at Home Depot?

Skeleton-Boy: No, I just finished surging a head clean off though with my antenna. Your head.

Maytal's corpse: Oh. Ow.

See cell, phone, death, head
24

Random Words:

W.p.p
1. Stands for Wet Pandy Pussy... when someone works out and does not shower, giving them a disgusting aroma! Guy #1: "Didn't you..
Read more
Sbuk
1. An abbrievation for "sucks (to) be you kid" "I have to be home at 10 everynight." "Sbuk" "Today I ..
Read more
Pusscatore
1. one who does not perform up to task feigning injury. one who 'wimps out' Our boss felt like he was getting a cold and had to..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free