What is Suri?
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A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist (see
Note that while the word 'Suri' applies to the child it does not necessarily mean that the child is crazy. The label 'Suri' shouldn't been used as a derogatory remark.
Guy 1: Dude, her parents are seriously crazy!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a real Suri.
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a test-tube baby, or a publicity stunt. no way was she conceived naturally, because her dad, tom cruise is a fag! COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, TOM CRUISE!!!!
suri was made in a test tube.
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Girls name which means 'Lord' in Hebrew; 'pickpocket' in Japanese; and 'free publicity' in Holywoodspeak.
"Do you think Tom Cruise wants his daughter Suri to grow up to be a pickpocket?"
"Nah... there must have been some other reason for picking that name."
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The evil alien spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. The chosen child of Scientology born 4/19/06.
L. Ron Hubbard smiled an evil grin when Suri was born.
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A word that applies to children, usually female, born to parents who are thought to be crazy. Comes from Suri Cruise, who was born to Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, the world's most famous scientologist (see
Note that while the word 'Suri' applies to the child it does not necessarily mean that the child is crazy. The label 'Suri' shouldn't been used as a derogatory remark.
Guy 1: Dude, her parents are seriously crazy!
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a real Suri.
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The female equivalent to a bastard or someone born out of wedlock. Named after the TomKat spawn.
She's a suri, but there are rumors that the parents may marry some day.
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The name of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new baby. Chosen by them because it means, "Red rose" in Persian.
Tori: That Tom Cruise is crazy! Kit: Katie Holmes is a douche! Rilex: That Suri is the anti-christ! But at least she has a pretty name.
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